On an island nation just off the coast of Asia, three factions battle with one another to take control of a politically corrupt government possessing the largest stockpile of unauthorized nuclear weapons in the world. One group is made up of the freedom fighters and rebels that have fought to overthrow their tyrant leader for years. One is composed ( Read more... )

No , Commander Dumbass. You are not allowed to throw a missile.

I shit you not. In tonight's lesson in stupidty, our favorite angst ridden, backstabbing, vengeance fuelled Dumbass attempts to throw a missile.

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You guys certainly seem to love hearing about the misadventures of Commander Dumbass, so when it looked like his stupidity was about to finally catch up to him, it was a bittersweet moment. He was finally facing consequences for his actions, but I knew I was going to miss his amazing stupidity ( Read more... )

I'm sure by now most of you have heard my rantings about the amazing Commander Dumbass, but for those of you who haven't, here's a recap ( Read more... )

You guys asked me to keep you updated when I told you the tale of Commander Dumbass, the squad commander who demonstrated his brilliant leadership skills by shooting his own men in the kneecaps.

Well guess what guys?

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So, you and your squad have broken into an enemy base. After some conflict with the basic security drones, your team bursts through a wall into an office, where you come face to face with high ranking members of the enemy squad. These guys escaped last time you fought by taking members of your team hostage, so you know that these guys are skilled ( Read more... )